Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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