I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
pray to the hookup gods
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