I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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