Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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