well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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