She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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