I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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