that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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