I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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