toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The air was thick with penises
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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