Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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