Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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