god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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