if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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