i just google imaged poop.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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