There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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