What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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