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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm so horny!

(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm so hungry

(508): View more from Massachusetts

WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!

(781): View more from Massachusetts

For your pussy...

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.

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(425): View more from Washington

I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.

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(734): View more from Michigan

debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake

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(785): View more from Kansas

You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.

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(518): View more from New York

I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.

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(518): View more from New York

We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?

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(916): View more from California

I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.

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