Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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