she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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