Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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