So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize