Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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