Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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