that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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