your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Welp...herpes.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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No subtext here. People are naked.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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