she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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