He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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