Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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