Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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