Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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