I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize