Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
