We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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