return my video game
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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