Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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