seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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