Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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