Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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