Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Banned from zoo.
Again?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
