Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Randomize
