Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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