Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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