just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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