am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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