i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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