i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
