Small penises have feelings too.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
