Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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