Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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