what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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