hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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