Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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