sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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