I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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