no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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